Overheard in NY contributions

Nobody's Snugger Than a Bugger in a Rugger
Shady guy rolling an oriental rug on a hand truck: New rug! Good price I give you!
Couple standing outside: Nah, that's okay.
Shady guy: It's brand new! You can make love on it!

--Madison Ave & 28th St

Overheard by: MZ.
via Overheard in New York, Oct 2, 2008
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Drunk hobo on R train: I never met a woman that wasn't a federal agent. You can't trust women. Women are like computers. Never trust a machine that can think.

--R Train

Overheard by: MZ.
via Overheard in New York


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12PM But His Ghost Sought Revenge, So It's All Good.

Rite Aid employee #1: My friend died last year, he was really sick, it was sad.
Rite Aid employee #2: Yeah man, my friend from high school recently passed away too.
Rite Aid employee #3 (in a Dominican accent): Yeah, that happened to my friend too. Actually, he did not die. Someone killed him.

Rite Aid
New York, New York

Overheard by: MZ

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