Office Space

I understand that I do not "own" my space in the office. But since I am here from eight-ten hours a day, it is, mine.

Here is some common courtesy to consider:

* Please do not come into my space and start hacking away as if you have tonsillitis.

* Please do not wear strong perfume/cologne, because five minutes later I can still smell it.

* Please do not fart in here. Seriously.

*Please do not eat trail mix and then drop raisins on the floor. I will get scared and think its a dead roach.

*Please do not talk to yourself - I can hear you.

* Please do not dispose of things in my trash can. There are about 100 of them in the office, thanks very much.

* Please do not come into MY space to talk to my neighbor. He/she has their own entrance. When they come into work they do not hop over my table and cabinets to get to their seat.

* Please do not F with my stuff when I've departed and blame the cleaning woman. I don't think the cleaning woman would put my flip flops on my desk or turn my keyboard vertically.