Dear President Obama- I have the solution to our Nations deficit

Dear President Obama:

I would like to address the deficit issue that has been plaguing Americans for far too long. Donald Trump had a great idea a few years back when he was thinking of running for President. Allocate a certain payment amount from the wealthiest Americans. But that wouldn't have worked, because those people were not responsible for taking the deficit to astronomical levels.

I think I may have a solution. A way to pay down the deficit and pump more money back into our society, schools, hospitals and community programs. Pittsburgh just passed a public urination/defication law. They propose fining $500 to any offenders, unless (and this is not likely) they get prior permission to do so.

Mr. Obama, I implore you- walk down the streets of New York City at ANY hour. You will find countless men urinating on peoples gardens, in the subways, parks, on school walls and parking lots. Some of these animals don't even try to hide- which makes it not only disguisting and unsanitary but public lewdness. I once witnessed a man urinating in the parking lot of the Brooklyn Aquarium behind a car. My daughter was with me to witness this. ANd- it wasn't even HIS car- when he was done he walked a few steps down and got into his vehicle. Had there been security or police, he could have been fined and that would have been an extra $500 in our pockets.

You could have a special taskforce of auxillary cops patrolling nightclubs, bars and public parks. Arm them with tickets and a camera. Perhaps start a website of known offenders. I am sure people would think twice if they had to give up a substancial amount of money and be subjected to humiliation.

And, I am not talking about only homeless people here. I am talking about PIGS who are too lazy - especially in NYC - after coming out of a bar and drinking a gallon of beer, to walk back to said bar to use the bathroom. So they say F it, and laugh...and proceed to urinate on peoples property. I am talking about doctors, financial analysts, college students and probably even men you know.

In New York alone, I predict within a few years we could cut the deficit in half. Pass a law that will fine people $500 for the first offense, and have it go up $100 more for each subsequent offense. I want NY and America to be a safe place for our kids. How about bringing some DIGNITY back into our society?

Thank you,

Me