Justify your Thug

My hub had a great idea. They really should come up with a movie called "The 40 Year Old Thug". There are so many clueless guys running around NYC so let me help you out.

You might be a 40 year old thug if:

*You are over 30 and hang out in the park with teenagers.

* You speak like a kid (what dawg, nah SON), meanwhile you work in corporate and have a wife and probably some kids.

*You wear Jordans and smoke blunts in your spare time.

* You write grafitti and have a tag name.

* You hit on any "woman" over 14, even your daughters friends.

*You still watch MTV and can tell us all about the latest Lil Wayne video.

*You hang out on street corners on the weekends calling out to women passing by, trying to figure out where you can score weed.

* You urinate on the street after you are done drinking your 40s.

* You carry around a boost mobile and ask your "boyz" "where u at".

*You go to clubs and act like a drunk fool, always manage to start a fight with someone, and order some "Goose" for your table.

*You are usually abusive and disrespectful to women, even your own "girl".

*You are an aspiring rapper, dj or entrepeneur.

*You are broke ass and live in a crappy apartment, possibly with your mom, meanwhile you have all the latest ps3 games and gear.

*You can't afford a Benz (what with the price of weed these days) so you get a used Maxima and put 22 inch rims and a system in it. All the better to call out to the "shorties".

*You don't have a checking account, you just cash your check so you can flash all your dollars for all to see.

*Your idea of fun is hitting up the Puerto Rican parade and Colombian Fest and seeing how many numbers you can score.

* You hang out in strip clubs and throw money away on drinks and lap dances, then ask your "girl" for money.

* You sport or have thought about getting fronts.

* You don't see your kids cause you are a "parent who still parties"

* You have 5 different kids from 5 different women and have never been married.

* Your idea of a fancy date night is Sizzler.