Justify your Thug

My hub had a great idea. They really should come up with a movie called "The 40 Year Old Thug". There are so many clueless guys running around NYC so let me help you out.

You might be a 40 year old thug if:

*You are over 30 and hang out in the park with teenagers.

* You speak like a kid (what dawg, nah SON), meanwhile you work in corporate and have a wife and probably some kids.

*You wear Jordans and smoke blunts in your spare time.

* You write grafitti and have a tag name.

* You hit on any "woman" over 14, even your daughters friends.

*You still watch MTV and can tell us all about the latest Lil Wayne video.

*You hang out on street corners on the weekends calling out to women passing by, trying to figure out where you can score weed.

* You urinate on the street after you are done drinking your 40s.

* You carry around a boost mobile and ask your "boyz" "where u at".

*You go to clubs and act like a drunk fool, always manage to start a fight with someone, and order some "Goose" for your table.

*You are usually abusive and disrespectful to women, even your own "girl".

*You are an aspiring rapper, dj or entrepeneur.

*You are broke ass and live in a crappy apartment, possibly with your mom, meanwhile you have all the latest ps3 games and gear.

*You can't afford a Benz (what with the price of weed these days) so you get a used Maxima and put 22 inch rims and a system in it. All the better to call out to the "shorties".

*You don't have a checking account, you just cash your check so you can flash all your dollars for all to see.

*Your idea of fun is hitting up the Puerto Rican parade and Colombian Fest and seeing how many numbers you can score.

* You hang out in strip clubs and throw money away on drinks and lap dances, then ask your "girl" for money.

* You sport or have thought about getting fronts.

* You don't see your kids cause you are a "parent who still parties"

* You have 5 different kids from 5 different women and have never been married.

* Your idea of a fancy date night is Sizzler.

Role Models

How many men around the world grew up watching baseball? I always thought a ballplayer was a nice role model for a kid, someone who practiced for hours, got beat up in the process and made a (very lucrative) career of his lifelong dream.

But have you actually watched the players? Do they NOT realize they are being filmed, like constantly? The guys chew sunflower seeds and spit all over the floor any time they want. They also adjust (and scratch-gross!) their junk. They pat each other on the asses, and their uniforms get filthy.

The ironic thing is, MOST baseball players have a ton of female crushes. A-Rod, Jeter, etc. can get pretty much any woman in the world, and they are envied for this fact. They can have publicized affairs, and women would still want to date them. Even the very ugly ones.

Is it any wonder there are so many men out there who are disillusioned? Men who think they are good looking even though they look as good as a dirty coffee cup? Men who urinate on the street like animals and think they are classy? Men who have girlfriends and tell you they are single? Ugly men who lust after beautiful women and turn down nice sweet ones? Men who cheat on faithful, pretty women because they "can"?

Ladies, if you are having bad luck with men, try finding one who isn't into sports. Luckily, my hub loves sports but is also smart enough not to be influenced by celebrity role models.