Sexy Apples?

So Apple decided to add a porn app for the iPhone. For only $2, you can download this app and look at various naked women, and you must also rate each picture. WTF- this is a company that banned an e-book app because it could be used to download the Kama Sutra. Which is at least educational in a sense.

Now I am going to have to sit next to these pervs on the subway, buses, trains and in restaurants. Who am I kidding- probably at work too. If I sit next to one of these jerk offs, it won't be pretty, in fact- it will be sexual harrasment and I will start a petition and perhaps a lawsuit. There is a time and place for everything. Don't get me wrong- this would be a fine app if it were for the personal computer. People can do whatever they want at home. But the iPhone is a portable device that goes everywhere with its owner. Boundaries, people!

And, when you download the app it asks if you are over 17- yes Apple, that will keep all the kiddies away. How would you feel if your daughter sat next to some random guy on the bus who was not only looking at hot asians (one of the categories) but also RATING them? Fantastic message about a woman's worth. Or how would you feel if you forgot to hide your iPhone and your kids are wondering why there are naked women on daddy's phone?

I can only hope this is a ploy by Apple to get all the no-ass-getting guys in the world to run out and buy iPhones so they can look at porn on the go. And after their sales go up 80%, they pull the app from the market. Suckers!!!