Two of my favorite infomercials

According to all the infomercials I have seen, I can have acne free skin in 2 days, learn to play the piano overnight, get paid TONS of money for placing tiny classified ads, wear makeup but have it look as if I am not wearing any, cook 10 rotisserie chickens all at once, workout for 10 minutes a day and have rock hard abs, take out any stain- even grape juice or detox by placing a pad on my foot. The best one I Have seen recently was for The Jack LaLane Power Juicer. "The power juicer changed my life" one actor reported. They couldn't even get any decent celebrities, besides Shar Jackson, K-Fed's baby mama. Ummm I have a blender. And a Cuisinart.

Please check out my two favorite infomercials of all time. Amazingly, these are real products. The first one is for a facial mask with Linda Evans, the second one is for something called the facial flex. I am seriously thinking of getting one or both of these for Halloween.