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Wednesday, September 16, 2009

Free Fake Porn!!!

I probably will get flamed for this, but am I the only one who thinks True Blood on HBO is a porno marketed as a "show"? There is hardly any plot line, They talk, go to a bar..have sex, more sex...oh look full frontal fake tits. Ummm gee...I wonder WHY the show has SUCH high ratings! Please, if it were the vampire craze men would be into twilight too. There was a poll done that said True Blood has more "gratuitous nudity" than any other show in history. Even one of my (straight) MALE coworkers who is an avid fan agreed that it has way too many sex scenes. But I guess if you took away the sex scenes we would be left with 10 minutes of actual story. So now, thanks to HBO, people can watch porn. But say that they don't.

Whats next? IS HBO gonna start making off Broadway hits in cabaret clubs? Oh we simply must go to Hustler tonight. I hear that new 21 year old in it is FABULOUS dear!

Really HBO? Can't you figure out how to make a series NOT based on T&A? Or how about showing some REAL women in your nude scenes? Saggy boobs and imperfect stomachs. And hellllooo... If all the women are full frontal why not the men?

Why not just rename this monstrosity "Blood and Boobs"?

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