OMG- I wonder how Megan Fox is so pretty!

Get a clue people!!!!I am so tired of hearing comments *(from women and men) that go something like this:

"Wow, Jessica Simpson has GREAT hair. I wonder what shampoo she uses"
(ummm..it doesn't really matter. She has personal hairdressers and wears hair extensions.)

"Beyonce's body is banging."
(She eats like a bird, and works out for hours a day with a personal trainer)

"Jennifer Lopez looks so good after having had TWINS"
(She was underweight to begin with. She has 7 nannies watching her kids while she is off at the gym and her personal chef is preparing her meals)

"Courtney cox does NOT look likes shes in her forties"
(She gets botox and restylane injections, is annorexic, looks as if shes had a facelift and has probably using retin A since she was 10)

"America Ferrera is kinda fat"
(No, shes not. Stand next to Miley Cyrus and I dare anyone not to look "fat")

"Nicole Kidman has great skin because she uses sunscreen daily"
(first of all, she looks like an alien, and no sunscreen alone cannot give you GREAT skin at 40+ yrs old)

"I wish I was as beautiful and exotic looking as Jessica Alba"
(without makeup and great hair, she would look like any skinny woman walking down the street)

In short, celebrities look younger and better (for the most part) than your average person. They have personal chefs, trainers, stylists and hairdressers. They don't eat much, are pampered, wear wigs, get collagen and botox and facelifts and in person, are severly underweight. If we had unlimited funds, and time, we would all look this good too.

Have you ever seen celebs without makeup? Some look horrible- makeup really does magic when it done by a professional and can also be lit and airbrushed to further perfection. I just hate when guys compare women celebrities to the average woman, or when average women compare themselves to stars.

If you buy revlon, you will not magically transform into Halle Berry. If you use a diet pill, it will not slim you down like Khloe Kardashian. If you buy Jessicas Simpsons hair extensions, you will not look like her. If you use Proactiv, you wont have gorgeous skin like Alicia Keys'. If you wear perfume by JLO, you won't magically attract every guy in the room, if you practice Kaballah you will not look like Madonna when you are 60, if you use the same exact makeup that Megan Fox used on her last photo shoot, you will not look even REMOTELY like her.

But all my friends have seen it!

Why are movies such as Iron Man and Transformers rated pg-13? Oh, because they have bad words and simulated sex? Yes, they do- but why? Go to Target and you will see Transformers lunch boxes, bed sheets and toys. So you buy your kid a Transformers lunch box and he can't even watch the movie! There is no reason there HAS to be adult content in these movies, if the movie was good enough us adults would like it anyway.

We recently got "17 Again" for my step daughter because it stars Zac Effron of "High School Musical". I forgot to look at the MPAA rating before I added it to my queue, and it was pg-13! What 10 year old girl doesn't want to watch a movie with a Disney Channel star in it? My husband and I ended up watching it. At least I thought it was good.

Why not make 2 versions of popular movies? A "real" one and an edited version that removes all bad words/sex scenes/suggestive themes? Sometimes there is no necessity for said content in a movie. Would I have rather watched an action movie of robot fighting with funny undertones, or would I rather wonder how far up Megan Fox's shorts will go? Hmmmm...what is the movie supposed to be about again?

Think about it, how many times does your kid pressure you to watch a movie that is too mature for them? If we had 2 versions of everything, your kids could watch twilight (you know they want to!) and all the superhero/action movies. Its bad enough I would never, ever want my step daughter to see a music video with all the boob jiggling and butt shaking in front of some guy with 10 platinum chains around his neck, but I find it really sad that I can't watch Transformers or 17 Again with her.

Coming soon to a theatre near you! Rated WCWKWTS for who cares what kids want to see, I'm rating this pg-13, bitches!